| The World According To Gabe | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10 rules for guys | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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These rules are intended to make your life better! 1. Beer then whiskey mighty risky, whiskey then beer never fear! ( Trust me on this one.) 2. When wearing jeans with a zipper but no underware be extra careful! 3. Never buy condoms when they are marked as a clearence item. 4. Never admit to riding a fat chick or mo-ped. 5. Never introduce your Ex. to the present miss right. 6. Avoid disscussions about sex with your parents, you might hear more than you want to. 7. When you get pulled over don't admit to driving as fast as you were. 8. Be crazy like a fox, not crazy like another Norman Bates. 9. Drive fast and hard(take that how you will.) 10. If you've ever woke up with a stranger and you relize she weighs more than your car, don't wake her as you escape! I'll give more helpful hints next month! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why Women and Men Fight | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Well, I all boils down to women think their right, and men know they are. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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